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Review of 2019

Hey guys, here’s a summary of my year, including the good and the bad, but mostly it was quite good.

• Some of Ronja’s friends from Finland visited, and we rented a car and went on a quick road trip. Stops included Auchentoshan distillery, Glen Coe and Oban, and some little sights along the way.

• I bought a record player, and started building a vinyl collection. I’m mostly buying old used records, but I’ve got some new video game soundtracks in there too. It’s a fun vanity item to show off for guests, and my dad is also happy to listen to his old collection.

• Me, Ronja and my mum finished off work on our garden. We planted a lot of plants and bushes, my mum extended the patio a bit, I built some flower beds, and Ronja found some furniture. Sadly there wasn’t much nice weather left by the time we finished everything, but we’re looking forward to using it a lot this year.

• Me and Ronja hosted our combined birthday party at our house. With garden furniture and the record player being recently added, it now makes for a comfortable party venue. We served a lot of snacks.

• I spent some fun times with my cousin, who’s visiting from Poland. He reminds me of a younger, less socialised version of me. Me and my brother would try to drag him out of the house and get him to see more of Scotland.

• I’m slowly learning some DIY skills – I learned how to do some basic radiator maintenance, rescued a bird that got stuck inside the roof, and am tightening nuts and bolts around the house.

• Me and my dad drove to Newcastle to deliver some paintings for my mum. It was my first time there, and I was surprised how similar to Glasgow it looked. We visited a bunch of art galleries and had coffee. I should try to do more trips like that while my dad is still healthy.

• I started making pixel art, including fake Pokemon sprites and other little projects. It feels fresh after doing vector art for so long.

• Ronja organized a surprise EBF collab to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of EBF1. At the same time, Newgrounds hosted a EBF fanart competition. Tons of amazing fanart came out of those, and continued to come in throughout the year.

• Played some Scythe and other board games this year. I enjoy them, but only every once in a while, as they’re very time consuming and mentally draining. (which is why I quit D&D)

• I continued working on EBF, adding all of the leftover content that never made it into the initial release. Making new art and animations was fun, but the rest of the process was very boring. I’m really looking forward to being done with that game forever.

• I got my car properly serviced so that she’s ready for some longer trips. She’ll be 18 soon, and needed a lot of old parts replaced. I still have no interest in buying a new car until they can drive me home when I’m drunk.

• Me and some friends completed Minecraft in a series of LAN parties – the game’s changed a lot in the few years since we’ve played it! Nothing beats the camaraderie of bringing over your battle stations and playing in a room together.

• Me and Ronja tried to make an EBF Instagram account, but it never really took off, and has been abandoned.

• I became moderately obsessed with Hampture, and made my first fanarts in many years – pixel art and Lego hamster habs!

• The tech utopia that we were promised continues to fall apart. Apple bans 32-bit apps, YouTube keeps turning into TV, every major company is spying on you, and software becomes less and less reliable. At least the monstrosity that was Google Stadia flopped spectacularly.

• My Patreon continues to be somewhat popular – I tried offering a bunch of new perks, including sexy wallpapers, and the source files of my games, but in the end most people don’t claim any of the rewards and just want to support me. I like the idea of doing small monthly projects though.

• I updated my Note 2 phone to a Note 8, and was not at all impressed by the progress phones have made. I played a few mobile games for a week or two, and then the novelty wore off. I’ve already smashed the new phone by dropping a glass bottle on it – oops.

• With the latest UK election, Brexit has finally been green lit. I have no idea what the actual effects will be, but I’m not feeling optimistic. Scotland’s chances of leaving the UK seem to have increased.

• EBF turned out to be really popular in China, so I quickly added an extra holiday quest for them. I’m keeping an eye on Chinese social media to find new fanart, but it’s very frustrating how hard it is to contact them.

• Me and Ronja bought some nice clothes and travelled to Finland for her friend’s wedding on a small island. The wedding was impressive, with the bride showing up on a seaplane, and lots of tasty food being served. All of the men in our group embarrassed their girlfriends by getting too drunk to walk.

• While in Finland we spent a night in a log cabin on another tiny private island with no electricity. We were there with Ronja’s friends, two house cats, and a bunch of mosquitoes. It was nice to get far away from city life.

• My super old website started to show its age, and got infected with malware a couple of times. I coughed up some cash and my webhost upgraded it, so it should be more secure now, but there’s still some work to do – such as getting an SSL certificate, but I’ll figure that one out myself later.

• Me and Ronja exhibited EBF5 and BH2 at the Play Expo. We’ve shown EBF5 before, but BH2 was new, and it was a lot of fun watching people play co-op.

• I visited 4 different theme parks this year: M&D’s in Scotland (twice!), Blackpool Pleasure Beach in England, and Särkänniemi and Linnanmäki in Finland. All of which were amazing experiences, except for M&D’s, which is consistently awful, but it’s all that Scotland has. Even Ronja went along for some of them, and could handle anything that wasn’t too shaky and rough. My favourite rides ever are now the Taiga launched coaster in Linnanmäki, that inverting frisbee ride in Särkänniemi, and the Valhalla dark/water ride in Blackpool. Next year I plan to visit at least as many theme parks!

• My Lego collection continues to grow, and is now starting to take up a second cupboard.

• I spent a couple of nights at the Scottish borders with Ronja and our friends. We invented some drunk Olympic games to play, including piggyback races, and punching the giant balloon sloth.

• I hosted another Foe Competition for EBF5, this time for pixel art monsters. I was worried that the specifications were a bit strict, but a lot of great submissions came in, and 8 of them are now monsters in the game.

• I mostly failed my goal of enjoying my work this year, but I have a better idea of what to avoid in future. I need to spend more time on creative stuff, and less time on polishing big projects for months.

• Halloween was crazy successful this year. We made a lot of Jack o’ Lanterns, and put up a lot of lights. I dressed up as the Scream with a cleaver, same as last year. Over 100 kids showed up at our door, and many of them ran off crying. A neighbour mentioned that we’re doing good marketing for our street, since they’ve never had so many trick-or-treaters here before.

• Streaming on YouTube became a fun new hobby for me. I’ll likely keep doing it until I get bored or people stop watching. It’s a very relaxing way of producing content, compared to making video games.

• I played a lot of PS4 this year, especially VR stuff. Some great games include Astro Bot: Rescue Mission, RE7, Beat Saber, Moss, The Persistence, Super Hot, Ghost Giant, and Soma.

• Some PC games I really enjoyed this year include The Messenger, Nova Drift, Celeste, Hell is Other Demons, and PUSS! All indie stuff, as usual.

• The best thing I’ve done with my phone this year was attach an Xbox controller to it and install some emulators. I replayed a lot of my favourite childhood games, and explored the world of Super Mario 64 mods.

• We got to know a rich friend of a friend, and attended 3 of his lavish parties, including a Halloween themed one, and a New Year’s Eve celebration.

Onwards to 2020, I guess.
Sounds like it could be an exciting year, once I get EBF5 out of the way.
I’d like to buy a powerful VR PC, visit all the theme parks in England and continue working on the garden.

Happy Holidays!

Hi Folks,

We would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas and hope all your holiday festivities have been relaxing and wonderful! We will continue to enjoy the time with our families sharing food, warm drinks, games, and doggo kisses.

If you’re still scrambling for last minute presents for a special someone (including yourself), Epic Battle Fantasy 4 and Bullet Heaven 2 are 50% off in the Steam Winter Sale and now is still a great time to grab EBF5 for its lower price before the v2 update!

Happy Halloween

Really big halloween this year.
Bought 23kg of pumpkins and squashes, and spent yesterday and today decorating the place. We cooked about 6kg pumpkin, which gets us cupcakes, and a ton of soup. Also lots of seeds to snack on for days.

111 kids showed up at the door! Many of them ran off crying. Even scared some dogs. Good result.

We’re off to a big Halloween party tomorrow.
I’m going as a pro-democracy protestor for that one.

More Rollercoasters and EBF5 Challenges

Following on from my earlier post, here’s some more challenge options coming to Epic Battle Fantasy 5. These were all requested by players:

Counter Attack:
 Most foes have a chance of using a unique counter-attack when hit.
(this one’s probably the most interesting of them all, and adds strategy)

Surprise Attack: Foes attack first in battle, and at the start of each wave.
(this is horribly luck-based)

Offensive Foes: Foes have 30% more attack power.
(On Epic that’s 200% x1.3, so a massive 260%)

No Grinding: Foes do not respawn, and backup foes called in battle do not give any EXP or AP.
(the game is balanced around this already, but now it’s official)

No Free Revives: Dead players are not automatically revived after battle. Can be useful for solo play.
(this one’s not much of a challenge on it’s own, but is a useful option if you WANT players to stay dead)

And here’s a video of me and Ronja in the Särkänniemi amusement park in Tampere.
The Hype and Tornado coasters were very cool, but that pendulum ride was insane. There’s some rivalry between Särkänniemi and Linnanmäki about which park is better and more intense, and it’s hard to judge since both parks have completely different rides and are a similar size. Both are definitely worth going to if you’re ever in Finland.

Back from Finland & EBF5: New Difficulty Options

Hey guys, we’re back from Finland!
The trip back was a nightmare – I was really sick, got almost no sleep, and when we got home, the internet was broken, and our electricity somehow turned off, creating a swamp in our fridge.

A technician fixed our internet now, but in the 2 days it was down, I still managed to get some work done.

Epic Battle Fantasy 5 will get some new difficulty options in the version 2 update.
Like other difficulty settings, these can be changed at any time, and you can play around with them to make whatever challenges you think will be fun.
Here’s what I’ve done so far:

Resistant Foes: Foes have more resistance to elements and status effects.
(this makes it less likely that all enemies will be weak against the same element, and gives bosses immunity to some cheap status effects)

Evasive Foes: Foes have 10% more evade.
(very simple one, you’ll have to work accuracy into your strategy)

Bulky Foes: Foes have 20% more HP.
(if for some reason you just wanted battles to last longer)

Status Antibody: Foes gain resistance to a status effect after being inflicted with it.
(+10% resistance each time, this will make bosses very hard if you don’t kill them quickly)

Combo Shield: Total damage multiplier from critical hits, buffs and status effects is capped at 5x normal damage. (with elemental multipliers added, this cap is still quite high (around 15x) – but it stops bosses being killed in one hit)

Nerfed Resistance: Equipment gives less elemental and status resistance.
(About 40% less, good luck resisting everything)

Nerfed Revive: Revived players cannot take a turn immediately.
(I don’t know if you can even recover from this…)

Time Limit: You have 30 seconds to take your turn in battle.
(not a lot of time to use Haste – animations don’t count)

Food Ban: Rare food items are banned in battle.
(some people already play like this)

No HP Bars: Foe HP bars are hidden in battle.
(if you want to pretend you’re playing a very old RPG)

Let me know if you can think of anything else that might sound like a fun challenge and isn’t a nightmare to implement!

Also here’s a video of Linnanmäki in Helsinki.
I spent two days alone in the park. It’s actually kind of nice going to theme parks alone, as you get to skip the queues to fill the last seat. And you can talk to random tourists! But I didn’t get any good clips of myself, since I look like a dumbass trying to do a selfie video. Anyway, Linnanmäki has some top-notch rides, with my favourites being: Taiga, Ukko and Kingi. Taiga’s my favourite rollercoaster so far – it’s a long, smooth ride, and the speed is perfect – it throws you out of your seat constantly, and leaves you hanging upside down for what feels like a very long time.